This is a forwarded e-mail:
Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa.
She is half discovered, half wild.
Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America.
Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.
Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan.
Very hot, wise and beautiful !!!!!!!!!
Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France.
She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.
Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Germany.
She lost the war but not the hope.
Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia.
Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.
Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England.
With a glorious past but no future.
After 70, they become Siberia.
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
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September 28, 2008
Geography of Women
Author: BAI MALEIHA B.CANDAO at 9/28/2008 0 comments
September 20, 2008
September 15, 2008
Job Opening!
Hindustan Lever has job vacancies in their deo /perfume Plant.
If you're interested, apply to: hrhl@MNC.com ,
The Package:
1. Proposed salary is Net Rs.75,000/mth,
2. Health benefits
3. 6 hours / day
4. 5 working days / week
5. Transport provided
6. Medical Benefits - Rs.8500/pm
Conditions:
1. You only need to have a very good sense of smell.
2. Willingness to explore with your nose
Scroll down for a demo of the job......... ......
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If you're interested, apply to: hrhl@MNC.com ,
The Package:
1. Proposed salary is Net Rs.75,000/mth,
2. Health benefits
3. 6 hours / day
4. 5 working days / week
5. Transport provided
6. Medical Benefits - Rs.8500/pm
Conditions:
1. You only need to have a very good sense of smell.
2. Willingness to explore with your nose
Scroll down for a demo of the job......... ......
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Author: BAI MALEIHA B.CANDAO at 9/15/2008 0 comments
September 13, 2008
September 09, 2008
Advancement of Technology..
Hello, hello, Hallooooooo!!!
I am sorry for I could not meet with you today. I still need to preside in my company's meeting right after my breakfast...delicious banana cake....:) (WOW!)
I am sorry for I could not meet with you today. I still need to preside in my company's meeting right after my breakfast...delicious banana cake....:) (WOW!)
Author: BAI MALEIHA B.CANDAO at 9/09/2008 0 comments
September 03, 2008
Puzzle For You!
Here is a puzzle for you....
1.Imagine you are in Africa .
2.You have been tied hanging on a
tree with a rope anchored on the
ground....
3. A candle is slowly burning the rope,
and the lion is waiting for you to drop
and be his lunch.
4.Your survival hinges on the rope staying
intact..
5.There is no one
around to help you.
6. What to do now?
7. Write your answer before your scroll down....

SCROLL DOWN FOR ANSWER...
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Author: BAI MALEIHA B.CANDAO at 9/03/2008 0 comments
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