A Family Problem

Two men, one American and an Indian
were sitting in a bar drinking shot after
shot.

The Indian man said to the American,
"You know my parents are forcing me
to get married to this so called homely
girl from a village whom I haven't
even met once.We call this arranged
marriage.I don't want to marry a
woman whom I don't love...I
told them that openly and now
have a hell lot of family problems."

The American said, "Talking about
love marriages... I'll tell you my story.


I married a widow whom I deeply loved
and dated for 3 years."After a couple of
years, my father fell in love with my
step-daughter and so my father
became my son-in-law and I
became my father's father-in-law.

My daughter is my mother and
my wife my grandmother.

More problems occurred when I
had a son. My son is my father's
brother and so he my uncle.
Situations turned worse when
my father had a son.

Now my father's son i.e.
my brother is my grandson.

Ultimately, I have become my
own grand father and I am my
own grandson.

And you say you have family
problems..Gimme a break!!!!"