Peter's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics when she heard that they would make her look years younger. After applying the products, she asked her husband:
"Darling, tell me honestly. What age would you say I am?"
Looking her over carefully, Peter replied:
"Let me see. Judging by your skin, 20; your hair 18; and your figure, 25."
"Oh you flatterer, she gushed in delight."
"No wait, Peter replied. I have not added them up yet!"
(Source: Reader's Digest, Vol.81.No.482, May 2003 edition)
Rise above Vexation
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Rise above the vexations of other people.
Never LEVEL yourself with people whose only means of communication is
anger.
Avoid them for they will drai...
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...and then the fight started!
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Ha,ha,ha,ha!:-))
Very funny. It is the reality that most people particularly women want to hide their actual age.
That is the funny reality of life. :))
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