"Is it any good?"
"Naah. Just the usual," replied her companion. Boy loses girl. Boy builds girl."
Source: Louis Philips, Way Out! (Viking Kestrel)
Author: BAI MALEIHA B.CANDAO at 3/19/2009 0 comments
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Author: BAI MALEIHA B.CANDAO at 2/19/2009 2 comments
Peter's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics when she heard that they would make her look years younger. After applying the products, she asked her husband:
"Darling, tell me honestly. What age would you say I am?"
Looking her over carefully, Peter replied:
"Let me see. Judging by your skin, 20; your hair 18; and your figure, 25."
"Oh you flatterer, she gushed in delight."
"No wait, Peter replied. I have not added them up yet!"
(Source: Reader's Digest, Vol.81.No.482, May 2003 edition)
Author: BAI MALEIHA B.CANDAO at 2/03/2009 4 comments
(The following jokes were sent by my friend, Greg, through e-mail. Thanks!)
Author: BAI MALEIHA B.CANDAO at 1/24/2009 2 comments
A sign board posted in an air-conditioned hotel room:
If you want just warm air, then, simply control yourself. (he, he, he!)
Author: BAI MALEIHA B.CANDAO at 1/10/2009 0 comments
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